English as a Second F*cking Language

English as a Second F*cking Language

Те, кто изучают английский из традиционных источников, зачастую теряются, когда слышат подобный диалог:
 

Вечер в опере:
John: Mary, would you like to attend the opera
this evening?
Mary: Fucking-A. Should I wear my black dress?
John: Why the fuck not?
Mary: Fucked if I know - Oh, fuck! 1 just remembered.
It got fucked up in the wash.
John: Well, fuck the opera, let's stay home and fuck.
Mary: Good fucking idea.
 

Услышав подобный обмен словами, гость наших пенатов
не сможет скрыть недоумение.
"Что означает это fuck?" вероятнее всего скажет он или
она.
 

Цель этой книги "English as a Second F*cking Language" - объяснить начинающим just what this fuck does mean.

English as a Second F*cking Language is the perfect way for nonnative speakers to learn the basics of swearing. At the same time, it also offers native speakers a wide variety of twists and new refinements. Page after page, ESF*L provides a smorgasbord of swearing synonyms designed to boost your vocabulary-everything from the conventional d*mn and sh*t to a host of more inventive terms that would make any truck driver blush. And when you're finished reading, our Final F*cking Exam is the perfect test of your swearing skills. You'll be surprised by how much you've learned!